Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Weird Tract Number 123: "Act Now To Stop Obama's Nazi Health Plan!" by the Lyndon LaRouche PAC

 Troy Davis writes:

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This isn't a religious tract; the Lyndon LaRouche movement is a secular political cult but it contains elements of a quasi-religion. Lyndon LaRouche (1922-2019) was a Marxist-turned-reactionary who became best known as a perennial presidential candidate. This 16-page magazine from 2009 has an inflammatory message about then-President Obama's plans for national health care. 

I received this tract from a Larouche zombie outide Sean Hannity's August 2009 Freedom Concert in San Diego. At the concert, I was seated directed behind Hannity's wife and kids. It was a surreal event.

I always enjoyed mocking Larouchies when I was an employee at USC and they would set up tables on the sidewalks adjacent to campus. LaRouchies swear to a vow of chastity so they were notoriously humorless when I mocked them. Typical condescending remark made to a LaRouchie: "Do your parents know you're doing this?" 

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.



Monday, September 7, 2020

Weird Tract Number 122: "Teenagers Talk . . . Wild Oats and Harvest" by Haun Publishing Company

 Troy Davis writes:


I hate this four-page booklet published by Haun Publishing Company of Pasadena,Texas. It's the story of a young woman who suddenly discovers that she is dead and is waiting in line for judgement. She is surrounded by her family and ancestors who witness a giant screen in which her earthly thoughts, not actions, but thoughts are projected. Apparently, she had unclean thoughts. Therefore, she is thrown into the lake of fire. Apparently, Haun Publishing's God likes to add insult to injury by having one's relatives witness your most intimate thoughts. Yuck!

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Artifacts from the Museum's Collection: Jack Chick's High School Yearbooks

 Troy Davis  writes:


The museum has high school yearbooks for all four years (1939, 1940, 1941, 1942) that Jack Chick attended Alhambra High School (just east of Los Angeles). Chick's freshman and sophomore yearbooks contain only his class photo. Chick's junior and senior years were more eventful; Chick participated in various student organizations and plays (Chick was an actor who attended the Pasadena Playhouse actor's studio after the war; he gave up acting after being thoroughly disgusted by the misogynistic casting-couch atmosphere in Hollywood; when I had lunch with Chick in 2004, he discussed the matter (Chick's disdain for Tinseltown's amorality is covered extensively in the book You Don't Know Jack: The Authorized Biography of Christian Cartoonist Jack T. Chick by David Daniels). 

A couple of Chick's classmates also became famous: Hall of Fame baseball player Ralph Kiner (Class of '40) was two years ahead of Chick.. Comedian and voice actor Stan Freberg (Class of '45) was a freshman when Chick was a senior. When Chick was in grade school, Hillary Clinton's mother Dorothy Howell Rodham and future Dallas Cowboys executive Tex Schramm attended Alhambra High.

One notable thing about Alhambra High School is the number of published works by its alumni. Chick is the top published author of all time with over a billion books sold. Alhambra grad, novelist Clive Cussler (Class of '49)  was no slouch; over 100 million of his works have been published. It's remarkable that two publishing giants attended the same high school within a few years of each other. 

Chick's senior yearbook contains his first published artwork, a cartoon of a hapless visitor to a dude ranch containing an anecdote with words whose first letters spell out the word "Alhambra." 

NOTES ON JACK CHICK: In my introductory post, I listed just a few of the many rare and valuable objects from The Museum's extensive Chick-related collection . . . The role of Ralph Rushtoi in the publishing careers of both Jack Chick and another comics-based tract writer Vic Lockman. . . I discuss the role of Bill Bright's prolific tract The Four Spiritual Laws in leading to a format change in Chick tracts that was a key reason why they have become much more popular since the late 1960s . . . My thoughts on Jack Chick's spreading of the peace symbol/broken cross mythology . . .  Jack Chick's retro-futuristic car in the scarce 48-page version of "The Beast" . . . Chick tract parody "Constitutional Rites" . . .Jack Chick's cold war tract "Ivan The Terrible" . . . Article on Chick by fellow Catholic-baiting Bob Jones University magazine . . .Catholic-bashing tract by Chick's protege Alberto Rivera . . . Knock-off of a Chick tract by James Lloyd:"Left Behind" . . . Chick tract parody "Donald Trump Is The Antichrist; Prepare for the Rapture!" . . . The extremely rare 1970 Chick tract "Operation Somebody Cares" . . .The rare Chick Publications comic book "Jonah" by Chick and Fred Carter . . . The museum's prized cultural artifact, original art by Jack Chick . . .

"Closet Witches" by Jack T. Chick (audio-cassette interview with Dr. Rebecca Brown and "Elaine") . . .

The museum has a rare copy of the oversized 1964 Version of "This Was Your Life" by Jack Chick (Distributed by Rushtoi Publications) 




appreciation of the deranged nature of the original 1972 version of the Chick tract "The Last Generation" . . .The museum has a rare copy of the oversized 1964 Version of "This Was Your Life" by Jack Chick (Distributed by Rushtoi Publications) 


The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

 

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Sunday, August 16, 2020

Weird Tract Number 121: "Have You Been Brainwashed About Ape-Men?" by Walter Lang and Vic Lockman

 Troy Davis writes:

creationist religious tract pamphlet
This 6-page tri-fold pamphlet seems derivative. First, there's the title that is similar to the anti-evolution comic book tract released by Life Messengers "Have You Been Brainwashed?"(1973; the tract was mentioned in this museum feature article).  Much of the tract's content overlaps the claims about fossils and pre-human hominids made by the creationist student in the Chick tract "Big Daddy?" (1972). Did Lang and Lockman copy these other tracts? It's hard to say but their tract is undated but undoubtedly it's from around the mid-1970s when the pair created other tri-fold pamphlets (such as this exposé of Erich Von Däniken featured by the museum) so it was probably created after the other two.

This tract is clearly a matter of form over content. It is full of Lang's sterile creationist dogma (Lang (1913-2004) embraced geocentrism later in life;  this refutation of Chick's "Big Daddy?" claims also covers the claims in Lang and Lockman's tract). However, the art, fonts, and formatting by Lockman, a seasoned comics artist, are superb. I have included the rest of the tract below. 

NOTES ON VIC LOCKMAN:  This article looks at the role of long-forgotten publisher Ralph Rusthoi on the tract-publishing of Lockman and Jack Chick . . . In the 1970s, Lockman and Walter Lang take on ancient astronaut theorist Erich Von Däniken in the tract "Was God an Astronaut?" . . . Lockman goes into Bircher mode with the tract "Who's Calling The Shots?" . . . The museum featured Lockman's anti-counterculure tract Hippie Come Home. Read it here.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.
anti-evolution tract leaflet
 
 
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Friday, August 14, 2020

Weird Tract Number 120: "WWJD: Who Would Jesus Damn?" by Eternal Evangelism

 Troy Davis writes:

who would jesus damn tract
San Diego Comic-Con 2016 was a blast. Even though I didn't have a ticket to get into the convention center (I eventually snagged a pass to get in and gave Daniel Clowes my mini-comix), I took the trip to SD to promote the new Chick tract parody I created, "Trump Is The Antichrist" ( the tract promotes the film I wrote and produced, Ivy League Exorcist: The Bobby Jindal Story; watch it here). To prepare for the promotion, I created a superhero costume "Hipsterman" and made a sign to carry outside of the convention center and in the Gaslamp District of downtown San Diego. Hundreds of people had their picture taken with me (see pics below). The Trolli candy company nominated me for their "most weirdly awesome costume" contest. I publicly debated Ray Comfort of Living Waters about theology and postmodernism and was interviewed by Vice TV.  I had a great time!

I collected a copious amount of swag and paper ephemera at SDCC. One of my favorite acquisitions was "WWJD: Who Would Jesus Damn?" by Eternal Evangelism. It's a two-sided leaflet and is straight to the point: those who face The Lake of Fire are fornicators, idolators, adulterers, the effeminate [!], Sodomites, thieves, the covetous, drunkards, revilers, cowards, unbelievers, partiers, "sorcerers-druggies," liars, the lustful, porn watchers, immodest women, hypocrites, and the hateful & spiteful. This list reminds me of the "doorways to demonic possession" list I include in all of my Chick tract parodies. The other side of the tract, full of Bible verses, is below.

The museum had previously featured a similarly-themed tract "WWJD: Who Would Jesus Destroy?" by PinPoint Evangelism; Read about it here.  

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

 

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The people from Getty Images took my picture!


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Thursday, August 13, 2020

Weird Tract Number 119: "The Devil's Vision" by Rev. John C. Woodward

 Troy Davis writes:

devil's vision tv
This is an an old-timey (note the illustration of the TV set)  4-page pamphlet by John C. Woodward. I've included Woodward's entire diatribe against television below. The back page has Paul E. Talbert's poem, "America, Repent!"

For a more over-the-top fundamentalist indictment of television, check out the museum's post on Hugh Pyle's "The Taming of Television" here.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.
 

Monday, August 10, 2020

Weird Tract Number 118: Hal Lindsey's There's A New World Coming" from Barbour Christian Comics (originally Spire)

 Troy Davis writes:


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Hal Lindsey was a key figure in American Christian fundamentalism in the later half of the 20th century (and he's still active in 2020). He is notable for popularizing Darbyism for the masses (and making gobs of money from it) with his 1970 book The Late Great Planet Earth (TLGPE), one of the top-selling books of the 1970s. Darbyism emphasizes a pre-tribulation rapture in which the saved and babies are whisked into heaven while their unsaved neighbors do double-takes and have to face The Great Tribulation for seven years until Jeebus arrives for a Final Victory (see chart from the comic below). Using the right approach and marketing, Lindsey made Darbyism highly profitable, much the same way Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins did in the 21st century with the Left Behind multi-media franchise. This is a trippy comic book that deals with Lindsey's interpretation
of The Book of Revelation using the comic book art of Al Hartley. Below are excerpts from the book (click here to see Hartley's illustration of a foxy Whore of Babylon from the book).

Less known about Lindsey was his role in setting the stage for the '80s satanic ritual abuse moral panic as well as his attempts to cover for one of its most egregious proponents. In The Late Great Planet Earth, Lindsey had a chapter on how much of the counterculture embraced occult teachings. Included in the chapter was an unlikely exchange Lindsey had with a member of the counterculture whose mind had been destroyed by drugs.  Echoing fabulist and former Jack Chick collaborator John Todd, Lindsey claimed that "Satan works subliminally in the area of modern music." (see NOTES below).  The counterculture's interest in the occult, was to Lindsey, evidence that Satan was marshaling his forces for battle against Jesus.  This weak line of reasoning lead to a follow-up bestseller, Satan Is Alive and Well On Planet Earth. 

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Soon after the launch of TLGPE was the publication of another book that greatly contributed to the 80s satanic ritual abuse scare, Mike Warnke's The Satan Seller (the book was published by Logos International, a short-lived publisher of bizarro Christian authors; it was featured by the museum here).  Warnke claimed to have been a "Satanist high priest" with a following of 1500 people and that he had an alliance with the Illuminati (see NOTES below).

Once the Satanic Ritual Abuse moral panic became firmly established in the 1980s, others in Lindsey's family tree decided to cash in. Lindsey's then-sister-in-law Johanna Michaelsen wrote two books about how she was a former psychic healer who eventually found the true God. Michaelsen claimed to had possessed satanic paranormal powers and had performed lung transplants with her bare hands (more on Michaelsen's bizarre claims here).

By the '90s, many of the claims put forth by Satanic Panic proponents began to implode. Alleged satanic ritual abuse victim Lauren Stratford had been exposed as a fraud. More important, as a result of a thorough investigative report in 1992 by a Christian publication, Cornerstone Magazine, Warnke's claim of being a satanic priest collapsed completely. The evidence was conclusive that Warnke was a complete fraud. For instance, at a time in which Warnke claimed to have had waist-length white hair, a wedding photo showed him with an Ivy League haircut. 

Despite the exhaustive evidence that everything about Warnke's story was fraudulent, he had his defenders. Several prominent fundamentalist figures vouched for Warnke. One of them was Pat Matrisciana of Jeremiah Films (the museum has many of his works). Matrisciana was later discovered to have phonied up an infomercial for Jerry Falwell to hype his videos accusing the Clintons of murder and drug smuggling. Lindsey and Michaelsen also wrote letters of support for Warnke. Fortunately, these efforts failed; Warnke's ministry folded soon thereafter.

NOTES:   Lindsey and John Todd claimed the music industry added satanic subliminal messages to their rock records. In the 80s, Congressman Bob Dornan, an Orange County nutjob, introduced House Resolution 6363 that would have required a warning label on supposedly backmasked albums (Dornan's Orange County colleague in Congress, William Dannemeyer believed that convicted killer Scott Peterson was framed by a satanic cult) . . . Tim LaHaye, who later milked Darbyism for millions with the Left Behind series, met Warnke before he published The Satan Seller. At the time, LaHaye, a paranoid Bircher, was reading William Guy Carr's nutty conspiracy book Pawns in the Game and quizzed Warnke about The Illuminati. LaHaye asked Warnke if The Illuminati were involved in his satanic activities; Warnke wasn't familiar with the concept. Nevertheless, Warnke took the Illuminati theories he heard from LaHaye and incorporated them in The Satan Seller. LaHaye knew Warnke was a fake but said nothing, allowing Warnke to scam gullible evangelical Christians for millions for the next 20 years.  For more on this episode, read the book by the Cornerstone Magazine journalists who exposed Warnke, The title of the book is Selling Satan: The Evangelical Media and the Mike Warnke Scandal.. . . After Spire Christian Comics went out of business in the early '80s, Barbour Christian Comics of Uhrichville, Ohio (not too far from our museum) began reprinting Spire titles for a few years . . . Check out the Spire Christian Comic in which Archie is offered an orgy! . . . Check out the museum's rare 1970s Spire Christian Comics spinner rack.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Saturday, August 8, 2020

Weird Tract Number 117: "Utopia 2: Blueprint for Heaven on Earth." Winter 1998. by The Keristans

Troy Davis writes:

kerista commune keristansThe now-defunct Keristans were more of a philosophical commune than a religion but I'm including their publication in the museum's collection. I found out about the group through the seminal publication on fringe culture, High Weirdness by Mail by the Subgenius people. I mailed the Keristans and requested some information; a few weeks later, I received this 54-page publication on the group.  The commune was into rock music, with a particularly fondness for Joan Jett (check out this link--thanks to @jclillis). They were also into "polyfidelity," open sexual relations between adult members of the commune. Unlike the thoroughly creepy predatory sex cult The Children of God, the Keristans were apparently diligent about keeping sexual relations between consenting adults. Below is the table of contents for the booklet, the introductory essay on rock/party culture, and some random pages. Enjoy. 
 
The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.
 


Thursday, August 6, 2020

Weird Tract 116: "What God Thinks of Santa Claus" by Anonymous

Troy Davis writes:

anti-santa fundamentalist tract
"What God Thinks of Santa Claus" is an undated two-sided anonymous leaflet distributed by Pilgrim Tract Society. It's routine fundy anti-Santa agitprop. Both sides provided for your reading enjoyment (click on images to embiggen).

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Weird Tract Number 115: "Archie's Parables" by Spire Christian Comics

Troy Davis writes:

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Growing up, I could tolerate regular Archie Comics. My sister had a stack of them and I grudgingly read them when there were no new comics to read. The cheesecake illustrations of Betty and Veronica made them barely adequate. I would have hated Archie comics with the heat of a thousand suns had I known that its founder was a key player in the creation of the wretched Comics Code Authority.

When I discovered Spire Christian Comics at a newsstand, my first reaction was revulsion. First, they were offering a goody-two-shoes Christian version of Archie comics without the suggestive illustrations of Betty and Veronica.  To add insult to injury, they cost more than secular comic books. There was no way I was going to spend my hard-earned chore money to be preached to by lame-ass Riverdale bible-beaters. Since obtaining most of the Spire comics for the museum's collection, I discovered that my initial impressions of the imprint were largely spot on: these comics are lame! 

Nevertheless, there is one brief extremely suggestive page in one of the comics: Archie's Parables. Most of the book, like the rest of the Spire comics, is puerile fundamentalist propaganda. One story, however, would not have passed muster with the Comics Code Authority (Spire never submitted their comics to the CCA; UPDATE: this Twitter thread addresses the irony of the situation). The story is "Beelzebub's Boo-Boo." In this parable, the Archie gang encounters a castle owned by the evil Professor Beelzebub who imprisons members of the gang based on their weaknesses, e.g., Jughead's gluttony, Veronica's cupidity, and Reggie's vanity. The professor tempts Archie with a foursome with three foxy ladies! (See scan below) Archie rejects the orgy offer and he and Betty free the gang from the professor's enslavement.  That's really salacious material aimed at kids. Trippy stuff.
Archie orgy offer

SPIRE CHRISTIAN COMICS NOTES: I briefly discuss Spire founder Al Hartley and noted similarities between him, Jack Chick, and Vic Lockman . . . The museum has most of the Spire titles. It also has a rare Spire spinner rack from the 1970s (see below) . . . A discussion of how the success of Spire Christian Comics in the 1970s motivated Logos International's ill-fated plunge into comic book publishing . . . The Simpsons TV show referenced Spires comics in the 2013 episode “Black-Eyed, Please” (S24 E15) In Homer's hospital room:

Ned Flanders:  Sorry, Homer. Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?


Homer: No, I don’t . . . if you pray to Superman.


Ned Flanders: I’m not praying to a character in a comic book.


Homer: What about Christian Archie comic books?


Ned: Neither canonical nor comical.



Also, In the 2006 episode "Regarding Marge" (S17 E20), Flanders offers Spire-esque "Christian comic books" to Bart, Nelson, and Milhouse to no avail.

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The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the website here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.






Weird Tract Number 142: "Mark of the Beast" by Anonymous

Troy Davis writes: "Mark of the Beast is an anonymous, undated four-page pamphlet promoting the Catholic-baiting book by Seventh Day Ad...