Sunday, August 16, 2020

Weird Tract Number 121: "Have You Been Brainwashed About Ape-Men?" by Walter Lang and Vic Lockman

 Troy Davis writes:

creationist religious tract pamphlet
This 6-page tri-fold pamphlet seems derivative. First, there's the title that is similar to the anti-evolution comic book tract released by Life Messengers "Have You Been Brainwashed?"(1973; the tract was mentioned in this museum feature article).  Much of the tract's content overlaps the claims about fossils and pre-human hominids made by the creationist student in the Chick tract "Big Daddy?" (1972). Did Lang and Lockman copy these other tracts? It's hard to say but their tract is undated but undoubtedly it's from around the mid-1970s when the pair created other tri-fold pamphlets (such as this exposé of Erich Von Däniken featured by the museum) so it was probably created after the other two.

This tract is clearly a matter of form over content. It is full of Lang's sterile creationist dogma (Lang (1913-2004) embraced geocentrism later in life;  this refutation of Chick's "Big Daddy?" claims also covers the claims in Lang and Lockman's tract). However, the art, fonts, and formatting by Lockman, a seasoned comics artist, are superb. I have included the rest of the tract below. 

NOTES ON VIC LOCKMAN:  This article looks at the role of long-forgotten publisher Ralph Rusthoi on the tract-publishing of Lockman and Jack Chick . . . In the 1970s, Lockman and Walter Lang take on ancient astronaut theorist Erich Von Däniken in the tract "Was God an Astronaut?" . . . Lockman goes into Bircher mode with the tract "Who's Calling The Shots?" . . . The museum featured Lockman's anti-counterculure tract Hippie Come Home. Read it here.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.
anti-evolution tract leaflet
 
 
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Friday, August 14, 2020

Weird Tract Number 120: "WWJD: Who Would Jesus Damn?" by Eternal Evangelism

 Troy Davis writes:

who would jesus damn tract
San Diego Comic-Con 2016 was a blast. Even though I didn't have a ticket to get into the convention center (I eventually snagged a pass to get in and gave Daniel Clowes my mini-comix), I took the trip to SD to promote the new Chick tract parody I created, "Trump Is The Antichrist" ( the tract promotes the film I wrote and produced, Ivy League Exorcist: The Bobby Jindal Story; watch it here). To prepare for the promotion, I created a superhero costume "Hipsterman" and made a sign to carry outside of the convention center and in the Gaslamp District of downtown San Diego. Hundreds of people had their picture taken with me (see pics below). The Trolli candy company nominated me for their "most weirdly awesome costume" contest. I publicly debated Ray Comfort of Living Waters about theology and postmodernism and was interviewed by Vice TV.  I had a great time!

I collected a copious amount of swag and paper ephemera at SDCC. One of my favorite acquisitions was "WWJD: Who Would Jesus Damn?" by Eternal Evangelism. It's a two-sided leaflet and is straight to the point: those who face The Lake of Fire are fornicators, idolators, adulterers, the effeminate [!], Sodomites, thieves, the covetous, drunkards, revilers, cowards, unbelievers, partiers, "sorcerers-druggies," liars, the lustful, porn watchers, immodest women, hypocrites, and the hateful & spiteful. This list reminds me of the "doorways to demonic possession" list I include in all of my Chick tract parodies. The other side of the tract, full of Bible verses, is below.

The museum had previously featured a similarly-themed tract "WWJD: Who Would Jesus Destroy?" by PinPoint Evangelism; Read about it here.  

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

 

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The people from Getty Images took my picture!


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Thursday, August 13, 2020

Weird Tract Number 119: "The Devil's Vision" by Rev. John C. Woodward

 Troy Davis writes:

devil's vision tv
This is an an old-timey (note the illustration of the TV set)  4-page pamphlet by John C. Woodward. I've included Woodward's entire diatribe against television below. The back page has Paul E. Talbert's poem, "America, Repent!"

For a more over-the-top fundamentalist indictment of television, check out the museum's post on Hugh Pyle's "The Taming of Television" here.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.
 

Monday, August 10, 2020

Weird Tract Number 118: Hal Lindsey's There's A New World Coming" from Barbour Christian Comics (originally Spire)

 Troy Davis writes:


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Hal Lindsey was a key figure in American Christian fundamentalism in the later half of the 20th century (and he's still active in 2020). He is notable for popularizing Darbyism for the masses (and making gobs of money from it) with his 1970 book The Late Great Planet Earth (TLGPE), one of the top-selling books of the 1970s. Darbyism emphasizes a pre-tribulation rapture in which the saved and babies are whisked into heaven while their unsaved neighbors do double-takes and have to face The Great Tribulation for seven years until Jeebus arrives for a Final Victory (see chart from the comic below). Using the right approach and marketing, Lindsey made Darbyism highly profitable, much the same way Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins did in the 21st century with the Left Behind multi-media franchise. This is a trippy comic book that deals with Lindsey's interpretation
of The Book of Revelation using the comic book art of Al Hartley. Below are excerpts from the book (click here to see Hartley's illustration of a foxy Whore of Babylon from the book).

Less known about Lindsey was his role in setting the stage for the '80s satanic ritual abuse moral panic as well as his attempts to cover for one of its most egregious proponents. In The Late Great Planet Earth, Lindsey had a chapter on how much of the counterculture embraced occult teachings. Included in the chapter was an unlikely exchange Lindsey had with a member of the counterculture whose mind had been destroyed by drugs.  Echoing fabulist and former Jack Chick collaborator John Todd, Lindsey claimed that "Satan works subliminally in the area of modern music." (see NOTES below).  The counterculture's interest in the occult, was to Lindsey, evidence that Satan was marshaling his forces for battle against Jesus.  This weak line of reasoning lead to a follow-up bestseller, Satan Is Alive and Well On Planet Earth. 

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Soon after the launch of TLGPE was the publication of another book that greatly contributed to the 80s satanic ritual abuse scare, Mike Warnke's The Satan Seller (the book was published by Logos International, a short-lived publisher of bizarro Christian authors; it was featured by the museum here).  Warnke claimed to have been a "Satanist high priest" with a following of 1500 people and that he had an alliance with the Illuminati (see NOTES below).

Once the Satanic Ritual Abuse moral panic became firmly established in the 1980s, others in Lindsey's family tree decided to cash in. Lindsey's then-sister-in-law Johanna Michaelsen wrote two books about how she was a former psychic healer who eventually found the true God. Michaelsen claimed to had possessed satanic paranormal powers and had performed lung transplants with her bare hands (more on Michaelsen's bizarre claims here).

By the '90s, many of the claims put forth by Satanic Panic proponents began to implode. Alleged satanic ritual abuse victim Lauren Stratford had been exposed as a fraud. More important, as a result of a thorough investigative report in 1992 by a Christian publication, Cornerstone Magazine, Warnke's claim of being a satanic priest collapsed completely. The evidence was conclusive that Warnke was a complete fraud. For instance, at a time in which Warnke claimed to have had waist-length white hair, a wedding photo showed him with an Ivy League haircut. 

Despite the exhaustive evidence that everything about Warnke's story was fraudulent, he had his defenders. Several prominent fundamentalist figures vouched for Warnke. One of them was Pat Matrisciana of Jeremiah Films (the museum has many of his works). Matrisciana was later discovered to have phonied up an infomercial for Jerry Falwell to hype his videos accusing the Clintons of murder and drug smuggling. Lindsey and Michaelsen also wrote letters of support for Warnke. Fortunately, these efforts failed; Warnke's ministry folded soon thereafter.

NOTES:   Lindsey and John Todd claimed the music industry added satanic subliminal messages to their rock records. In the 80s, Congressman Bob Dornan, an Orange County nutjob, introduced House Resolution 6363 that would have required a warning label on supposedly backmasked albums (Dornan's Orange County colleague in Congress, William Dannemeyer believed that convicted killer Scott Peterson was framed by a satanic cult) . . . Tim LaHaye, who later milked Darbyism for millions with the Left Behind series, met Warnke before he published The Satan Seller. At the time, LaHaye, a paranoid Bircher, was reading William Guy Carr's nutty conspiracy book Pawns in the Game and quizzed Warnke about The Illuminati. LaHaye asked Warnke if The Illuminati were involved in his satanic activities; Warnke wasn't familiar with the concept. Nevertheless, Warnke took the Illuminati theories he heard from LaHaye and incorporated them in The Satan Seller. LaHaye knew Warnke was a fake but said nothing, allowing Warnke to scam gullible evangelical Christians for millions for the next 20 years.  For more on this episode, read the book by the Cornerstone Magazine journalists who exposed Warnke, The title of the book is Selling Satan: The Evangelical Media and the Mike Warnke Scandal.. . . After Spire Christian Comics went out of business in the early '80s, Barbour Christian Comics of Uhrichville, Ohio (not too far from our museum) began reprinting Spire titles for a few years . . . Check out the Spire Christian Comic in which Archie is offered an orgy! . . . Check out the museum's rare 1970s Spire Christian Comics spinner rack.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Saturday, August 8, 2020

Weird Tract Number 117: "Utopia 2: Blueprint for Heaven on Earth." Winter 1998. by The Keristans

Troy Davis writes:

kerista commune keristansThe now-defunct Keristans were more of a philosophical commune than a religion but I'm including their publication in the museum's collection. I found out about the group through the seminal publication on fringe culture, High Weirdness by Mail by the Subgenius people. I mailed the Keristans and requested some information; a few weeks later, I received this 54-page publication on the group.  The commune was into rock music, with a particularly fondness for Joan Jett (check out this link--thanks to @jclillis). They were also into "polyfidelity," open sexual relations between adult members of the commune. Unlike the thoroughly creepy predatory sex cult The Children of God, the Keristans were apparently diligent about keeping sexual relations between consenting adults. Below is the table of contents for the booklet, the introductory essay on rock/party culture, and some random pages. Enjoy. 
 
The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.
 


Thursday, August 6, 2020

Weird Tract 116: "What God Thinks of Santa Claus" by Anonymous

Troy Davis writes:

anti-santa fundamentalist tract
"What God Thinks of Santa Claus" is an undated two-sided anonymous leaflet distributed by Pilgrim Tract Society. It's routine fundy anti-Santa agitprop. Both sides provided for your reading enjoyment (click on images to embiggen).

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

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Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Weird Tract Number 115: "Archie's Parables" by Spire Christian Comics

Troy Davis writes:

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Growing up, I could tolerate regular Archie Comics. My sister had a stack of them and I grudgingly read them when there were no new comics to read. The cheesecake illustrations of Betty and Veronica made them barely adequate. I would have hated Archie comics with the heat of a thousand suns had I known that its founder was a key player in the creation of the wretched Comics Code Authority.

When I discovered Spire Christian Comics at a newsstand, my first reaction was revulsion. First, they were offering a goody-two-shoes Christian version of Archie comics without the suggestive illustrations of Betty and Veronica.  To add insult to injury, they cost more than secular comic books. There was no way I was going to spend my hard-earned chore money to be preached to by lame-ass Riverdale bible-beaters. Since obtaining most of the Spire comics for the museum's collection, I discovered that my initial impressions of the imprint were largely spot on: these comics are lame! 

Nevertheless, there is one brief extremely suggestive page in one of the comics: Archie's Parables. Most of the book, like the rest of the Spire comics, is puerile fundamentalist propaganda. One story, however, would not have passed muster with the Comics Code Authority (Spire never submitted their comics to the CCA; UPDATE: this Twitter thread addresses the irony of the situation). The story is "Beelzebub's Boo-Boo." In this parable, the Archie gang encounters a castle owned by the evil Professor Beelzebub who imprisons members of the gang based on their weaknesses, e.g., Jughead's gluttony, Veronica's cupidity, and Reggie's vanity. The professor tempts Archie with a foursome with three foxy ladies! (See scan below) Archie rejects the orgy offer and he and Betty free the gang from the professor's enslavement.  That's really salacious material aimed at kids. Trippy stuff.
Archie orgy offer

SPIRE CHRISTIAN COMICS NOTES: I briefly discuss Spire founder Al Hartley and noted similarities between him, Jack Chick, and Vic Lockman . . . The museum has most of the Spire titles. It also has a rare Spire spinner rack from the 1970s (see below) . . . A discussion of how the success of Spire Christian Comics in the 1970s motivated Logos International's ill-fated plunge into comic book publishing . . . The Simpsons TV show referenced Spires comics in the 2013 episode “Black-Eyed, Please” (S24 E15) In Homer's hospital room:

Ned Flanders:  Sorry, Homer. Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?


Homer: No, I don’t . . . if you pray to Superman.


Ned Flanders: I’m not praying to a character in a comic book.


Homer: What about Christian Archie comic books?


Ned: Neither canonical nor comical.



Also, In the 2006 episode "Regarding Marge" (S17 E20), Flanders offers Spire-esque "Christian comic books" to Bart, Nelson, and Milhouse to no avail.

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The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the website here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.






Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Weird Tract Number 114: "End Time Rhyme" by David "The Crazy Prophet" (David Berg of The Children of God)

Troy Davis writes:

The museum has several tracts created by the predatory cult The Children of God (now known as The Family International). Previously featured Children of God tracts from the museum (here, here, and here) show the looniness of this group during its heyday in the '70s. This 16-page booklet from 1973 is par for the course.  It's full of Berg's prolix poetry and rambling essays along with some nudie illustrations. Bizarro stuff.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

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Monday, August 3, 2020

Weird Tract Number 113: "Two of a Kind" by Dr. Bill Rice for Life Messengers

Troy Davis writes:

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The museum has an extensive collection of Life Messengers tracts, many of them are from rare print editions. Life Messengers tracts are often confused with Chick tracts because of their similar size and comic book format. As I pointed out in a brief history of LM, the heyday for these comic book tracts was the 1970s.

The author of "Two of a Kind" is evangelist Bill Rice (1912-1978), the brother of highly prolific tract author, evangelist John R. Rice (click here for a discussion of his hilarious tract "Courtship and the Dangers of Petting" one of many of his works in the museum's collection). Bill Rice's ministry still exists and is headed by his grandson Wil Rice IV.

"Two of a Kind" is a 32-page rambling diatribe from 1975 that begins with a supposedly true story of a village atheist mounting his soapbox at Chicago's Bughouse Square (Washington Square Park), a noted open-air free speech center. This is a particularly angry free thinker who defiantly dares God and the entire Cosmos to strike him dead. From the audience emerges a clean-cut young man who says he's a student at the Moody Bible Institute. The snarling nonbeliever gives the young man a chance to rebut his argument. The student tells a story of his attempts to witness to a young homeless ragamuffin; the boy is wildly belligerent and wants to fight and violently prevents any attempts at having any common ground. The student compares the atheist to the young boy, both are in need of the Lord and lash out in anger--as if that's an argument.This weak story by the bible college student is enough to cause the atheist to stop dead in his tracks, to leave the podium with his tail between his legs and to blend in with the crowd. The bible student then gives the audience a lecture on the good news of Jeebus. The rest of the tract is a wordy explanation about how science and religion complement each other. The museum has several copies of the tract, including the scarce 2000s version put out by A New Thing Outreach Ministries (see photo below).

Rice's tale of the incident in Bughouse Square is similar to the fable in the better-known Chick tract "Big Daddy?" in which a pompous professor and defender of evolution is taken down by the clean-cut Christian student.  The big difference is that Chick is much better at weaving an entertaining story than Rice. It's no wonder that Chick tracts continue to sell and that Life Messengers went belly up 40 years ago.
 
Other featured Life Messengers tracts in the museum's collection: 1) "Hooked For Good: The True Story of Sammy Hall"; 2) "I Discovered The Real Person and Power Behind Witchcraft" by Ben Alexander; 3) "Ronny Reb!"

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

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Weird Tract Number 142: "Mark of the Beast" by Anonymous

Troy Davis writes: "Mark of the Beast is an anonymous, undated four-page pamphlet promoting the Catholic-baiting book by Seventh Day Ad...