Weird Tract Number 77: "Constitutional Rites" by Satanic Bay Area

Troy Davis writes:

I previously wrote about a pamphlet put out by Satanic Bay Area (formerly Satanic San Francisco). These people have some great lit. Constitutional Rites is a Jack Chick tract parody that advocates freedom of religion through a parable (just like the ones put forth by Jeebus). There's a stuffed shirt legislator who is all for a Ten Commandments monument being erected at the state capitol grounds but is appalled at the idea that the same rights being given to a satanic sculpture. The blowhard crashes into the Ten Commandments monument and is knocked unconscious. Satanists take him to their place where he recovers and learns about religious freedom! Talk about having a Come-to-Beelzebub moment!  Bodacious stuff!

NOTES ON JACK CHICK: In my introductory post, I listed just a few of the many rare and valuable objects from The Museum's extensive Chick-related collection . . . The role of Ralph Rushtoi in the publishing careers of both Jack Chick and another comics-based tract writer Vic Lockman. . . I discuss the role of Bill Bright's prolific tract The Four Spiritual Laws in leading to a format change in Chick tracts that was a key reason why they have become much more popular since the late 1960s . . . My thoughts on Jack Chick's spreading of the peace symbol/broken cross mythology . . .  Jack Chick's retro-futuristic car in the scarce 48-page version of "The Beast" . . . Chick tract parody "Donald Trump Is The Antichrist; Prepare for the Rapture!" . . .The 1972 Chick tract "The Last Generation." . . . The extremely rare 1970 Chick tract "Operation Somebody Cares" . . .The rare Chick Publications comic book "Jonah" by Chick and Fred Carter . . . The museum's prized cultural artifact, original art by Jack Chick. . . . Artifacts from the museum's collections:all of Jack Chick's high school yearbooks (which include the first published cartoon by Chick) . . . "Closet Witches" by Jack T. Chick (audio-cassette interview with Dr. Rebecca Brown and "Elaine").

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here. 

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

Weird Tract Number 76: "Jesus Failed" by The True Bible Church

Troy Davis writes:

Nathan Boyer started the True Bible Church with a Kickstarter campaign in 2013. The fruits of this campaign were three tongue-in-cheek yet thought-provoking tracts; Jesus Failed is number three in the series "Christianity Made Clear." This tract, like the others, takes the ideas from The Bible to their logical conclusions, conclusions that are really, really bizarre. The tract has the coolest Come-to-Jeebus appeal in the history of religious tracts and it is included below for your benefit.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here. 

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

Weird Tract Number 75: "World's Deadliest Drug" by "Dr." Terry Watkins

Troy Davis writes:

Tracts by Terry Watkins have been featured on the museum's site here, here, and here.  This is one of the least hysterical of Watkins' tracts because--unlike fictional scourges Watkins warns against like satanic ritual abuse--societal harm caused by alcohol abuse is real and extensive. Nevertheless, the tone of this pamphlet is off-putting and Watkins makes use of bold fonts and all caps throughout his screed. He makes me want to do a beer bong just to spite him.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here. 

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

Weird Tract Number 74: "WWJD: Who Would Jesus Destroy?" by PinPoint Evangelism

Troy Davis writes:

Last weekend, I went to Columbus, Ohio. There were several things going on Labor Day weekend. As I mentioned in the previous post, I went to the annual Greek Festival in the Short North (on the way encountering some lame-oids from the Westboro Baptist Church who were picketing Joyce Meyer; don't ask me what they have against her).

I also took the trip to go to the Johnstown Swappers Day but, more important, I went outside the Ohio State football game a couple hours before kickoff. I carry a huge sign promoting the film I wrote and produced Ivy League Exorcist: The Bobby Jindal Story (I don't have any pics with the sign from last Saturday, but below is from last year's OSU game against Tulane; I'm wearing the Hipsterman superhero outfit that I wore at San Diego Comic-Con 2016--see here, here,  and here ).

Anyhow, outside the Ohio State football games, real-life fundamentalists hold signs and pass out tracts. I sometimes hang out with them and they often give me tracts. "WWJD: Who Would Jesus Destroy?" is one given to me at the game. It's a two-sided flyer put out by PinPoint Evangelism, a real fire-and-brimstone outfit. It succinctly uses Bible verses to tell you who is going to enter the Lake 'O Fire! Number one is fornicators so I'm doomed.

Hipsterman with a confused fundy youngster

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

The index of tracts for the museum's website is here. 

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern Art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.

Weird Tract Number 73: "The Truth About Drugs" by The Foundation for a Drug-Free World (Scientology front group)

Troy Davis writes:

I was in Columbus, Ohio for Labor Day weekend and found this tract in the free lit section of a shop in the Short North. The notorious Church of Scientology has a number of front groups (Weird Tract Number 10 deals with a pamphlet for a Scientology anti-psychiatry front group). The Foundation for a Drug-Free World is one of them. Scientologists want people off of drugs and want them to get high on Xenu (by the way, here's my online comic book "Cock-Tale: A Modern Tijuana Bible" starring Tom Cruise, Xenu, and L Ron Hubbard).

This 32-page 2010 pamphlet is standard 1980s-style Just-Say-No Nancyesque propaganda.

Also, when I was in Columbus, I headed to the annual Greek Festival in the Short North. I parked in downtown Columbus and as I passed by some freaks from the Westboro Baptist Church who were picketing evangelist Joyce Meyer who was speaking downtown. I took pics and asked them for tracts. The guy on the left thought he was clever when he told me he could leave some "tracks" on the pavement.

The Museum of Weird and Demented Religious Tracts is a project of Les Zazous Postmodern Art Galley of Bellaire, Ohio. Read the Welcome Statement of The Museum here.

For more on the gallery, check out the web site here and the gallery's Twitter handle is @ZazousLes.  The Twitter handle for the museum is @WeirdTracts

Contributions of weird tracts to the museum can be made by mail: send your weird tracts to Les Zazous Postmodern art Gallery 3475 Guernsey Street, Bellaire, Ohio 43906.