Weird Religious Tract Number 13: "What To Do In Case You Miss The Rapture" by The Bible Baptist Church

Troy Davis writes:

This is a DIY guide to The Great Tribulation for the too-big-for-their-britches scoffers who rolled their eyes at the fundies and their "In Case of Rapture, This Vehicle is Unoccupied" (or worse yet, openly mocked them by getting their stickers that read. "In Case of Rapture, I'm Taking Your Car"). To sum up this six-page pamphlet:
1. Don't panic because at least you were given a warning before you die in your sins and can redeem yourself.
2. Don't take The Mark of The Beast. I give similar advice in "Donald Trump Is The Antichrist."
3. Work on your salvation.
4. Don't trust anyone associated with "a City of Seven Hills."
5. Become a martyr so that at least you save your soul.
6. Become a born again Christian right now so that you will be swept up to Heaven when The Rapture occurs while your mocking and sinful ex-friends are doing double takes when they see righteous people disappear and are dodging unmanned vehicles.

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